Tonight's phone conversation with Sheebs:
Me: Mom, did you hear? David Duchovny didn't cheat on his wife, he was just addicted to porn.
Sheebs: Yeah, and his left hand!
Me: [horrified and disgusted] MOM! That is by far the WORST joke you have EVER made!
Sheebs: I didn't make it... AOL said it first.
Me: I do not think AOL would have made that joke.
Sheebs: Oh, yeah. That may have been TMZ.