I was going to tell you several entertaining stories and conversations that occurred during last night's celebration of Canadia Day, but... really, there is one story that tops them all, and everything else pales in comparison and will seem irredeemably unfunny once I mention that one.
So I'll just skip the dozens of others, including "Oh, I have a really good your momma joke!" and "Go back from whence you came," and only tell you that Alex thought that goldfish were a reptile. Because they have scales.
And then I'll explain that not only is Alex going to college next year, she's going to UW-Madison. It's okay if you want to cry, Perkovich almost did.