You'll be pleased to know that there's not a special circle of hell for constant nappers. We talked about it in my theology class and I didn't even bring it up.
Another hilarious roommate story from last night: My Facebook status was 'Kellie would stab someone for a good loaf of bread' because I was on the phone with D-Money being sentimental about our amazing food parties of French bread, brie/goat cheese, and gnocchi with pesto that made us gain three pounds each in one night. Lindsey comes home from a meeting, goes on Facebook, looks at me, points at her loaf of Wonderbread (and our new smelly contraband toaster) and goes, "Oh, so my bread isn't good enough for you now?"
Later that evening, she sent me a message on Facebook chat and turned around to talk to me in person at the same time.